Godzilla: R2, I am making a movie with Katrina in the starring role.
R2: You fancy Katrina, don’t you? Anyways, what’s the story?
Godzilla: Katrina plays the role of a beautiful NRI who cannot speak Hindi. She cannot act or dance either - but has the most dazzling smile in the world. She dreams of winning the Miss World competition, organized by Amitabh Bachchan. The winner not only gets the Miss World crown, but also gets to marry Amitabh’s son.
R2: If you remove the NRI part, it seems you are describing Aishwarya’s story. She may sue you for making fun of her acting skills!
Godzilla: I have taken their permission. In fact, Amitabh plays himself in the movie. As you can guess, Emraan Hashmi plays Amitabh’s son.
R2: Not sure I would have guessed that, but go on – this is getting interesting.
Godzilla: Katrina wins the Miss World competition. Just when she is about to get married to Emraan Hashmi, the reigning Mr. World (played by Salmaan Khan) storms into the mandap. He beats Emraan to a pulp and forces him to kiss his @$$ 23 times (in slow motion, with Rahet Fateh Ali khan singing in the background). Salmaan and Katrina live happily ever after.
R2: Hehe. Great story. A piece of advise though. If you want to avoid being beaten to a pulp by Salmaan Khan, you need to change this blog post's title. Trust me, it sounds creepy
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