R2 suddenly figures how to play Piano. He sits on the dining table and starts playing it. The room fills with the most exquisite Piano sound anyone has ever heard. R2 is on his way to greatness.
Godzilla: "R2, stop tapping the table!" Godzilla is so annoyed that he starts expanding!
R2 now wants to try guitar. Runs to the kitchen, picks up the broom and starts strumming it. What an incredible sound! Jimmy Hendrix is turning in his grave.
Godzilla has expanded so much that he is now floating in the room. He is turning red with fury!
R2 is on a roll. He takes his golf clubs and starts playing flute. He is playing Megh Raga – and, ofcourse, it begins to rain!! Tansen joins Jimmy Hendrix in their grave dance.
“No, not the drums!! Please spare me”, Godzilla says as he sees R2 coming out of kitchen with spoons and plates!
R2 changes his mind. He always wanted to be a sing well, but has been a horrible singer till now.
He turns on the TV – American Idol is on. Before any contestant could sing, R2 starts singing –in front of TV - in the most soulful voice mankind has ever heard. Simon Cowell turns around and says, “this is the most soulful voice mankind has ever heard. Now I can retire”. Simon gets up, turns around, smooches Paula Abdul and then goes to Himalayas.
Strangely enough, Simon Cowell spoke in a distinct Indian accent. Now, that’s weird.
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Salman Rushdie is turning in his grave... and he isn't even dead :O
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