R2: Godzilla, do you believe in evolution?
Godzilla: I do believe that you, in particular, need at least a million more years of evolution to be good for anything.
R2: Huh! You think you are evolved enough?
Godzilla: Its creatures like me that make me evolution skeptic. It is difficult to believe that all the awesomeness that is Godzilla, is product of some itsy bitsy evolutionary inter-mutations of whales and dinosaurs.
R2: I won’t look for any evolutionary explanation for your existence. Most likely, some crazy Japs dreamt you up as a fictional character and you sprang to life. Looking at you, I must say that Japs have a sense of humor!
Godzilla: Dude, think about it – so many species have a life span of a day or even hours. Within one lifespan of a human, they have had hundreds of thousands of generations. If evolution were true, these species must be evolving at speed of light. With that logic, all the flies would have become super flies and all the spiders would have become spider-man by now. Given that I don’t see too many spider-men around, evolution must be false
R2: Godzilla, I bow to you! How about drinking some long island ice tea to that – the super drink evolved from several every imaginable primitive liquors species?
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Did you know that in a survey in 2008, 40% of Americans said that they believed evolution was false, and that life as we know it evolved as it is about 10,000 years ago? 40% of Americans! Clearly, Godzilla took that survey.
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