R2 suddenly figures how to play Piano. He sits on the dining table and starts playing it. The room fills with the most exquisite Piano sound anyone has ever heard. R2 is on his way to greatness.
Godzilla: "R2, stop tapping the table!" Godzilla is so annoyed that he starts expanding!
R2 now wants to try guitar. Runs to the kitchen, picks up the broom and starts strumming it. What an incredible sound! Jimmy Hendrix is turning in his grave.
Godzilla has expanded so much that he is now floating in the room. He is turning red with fury!
R2 is on a roll. He takes his golf clubs and starts playing flute. He is playing Megh Raga – and, ofcourse, it begins to rain!! Tansen joins Jimmy Hendrix in their grave dance.
“No, not the drums!! Please spare me”, Godzilla says as he sees R2 coming out of kitchen with spoons and plates!
R2 changes his mind. He always wanted to be a sing well, but has been a horrible singer till now.
He turns on the TV – American Idol is on. Before any contestant could sing, R2 starts singing –in front of TV - in the most soulful voice mankind has ever heard. Simon Cowell turns around and says, “this is the most soulful voice mankind has ever heard. Now I can retire”. Simon gets up, turns around, smooches Paula Abdul and then goes to Himalayas.
Strangely enough, Simon Cowell spoke in a distinct Indian accent. Now, that’s weird.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Godzilla on Evolution and Long Island Ice Tea
R2: Godzilla, do you believe in evolution?
Godzilla: I do believe that you, in particular, need at least a million more years of evolution to be good for anything.
R2: Huh! You think you are evolved enough?
Godzilla: Its creatures like me that make me evolution skeptic. It is difficult to believe that all the awesomeness that is Godzilla, is product of some itsy bitsy evolutionary inter-mutations of whales and dinosaurs.
R2: I won’t look for any evolutionary explanation for your existence. Most likely, some crazy Japs dreamt you up as a fictional character and you sprang to life. Looking at you, I must say that Japs have a sense of humor!
Godzilla: Dude, think about it – so many species have a life span of a day or even hours. Within one lifespan of a human, they have had hundreds of thousands of generations. If evolution were true, these species must be evolving at speed of light. With that logic, all the flies would have become super flies and all the spiders would have become spider-man by now. Given that I don’t see too many spider-men around, evolution must be false
R2: Godzilla, I bow to you! How about drinking some long island ice tea to that – the super drink evolved from several every imaginable primitive liquors species?
Godzilla: I do believe that you, in particular, need at least a million more years of evolution to be good for anything.
R2: Huh! You think you are evolved enough?
Godzilla: Its creatures like me that make me evolution skeptic. It is difficult to believe that all the awesomeness that is Godzilla, is product of some itsy bitsy evolutionary inter-mutations of whales and dinosaurs.
R2: I won’t look for any evolutionary explanation for your existence. Most likely, some crazy Japs dreamt you up as a fictional character and you sprang to life. Looking at you, I must say that Japs have a sense of humor!
Godzilla: Dude, think about it – so many species have a life span of a day or even hours. Within one lifespan of a human, they have had hundreds of thousands of generations. If evolution were true, these species must be evolving at speed of light. With that logic, all the flies would have become super flies and all the spiders would have become spider-man by now. Given that I don’t see too many spider-men around, evolution must be false
R2: Godzilla, I bow to you! How about drinking some long island ice tea to that – the super drink evolved from several every imaginable primitive liquors species?
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