Godzilla on Moon Landing

R2: Godzilla, do you believe that the Moon landings really happen?

Godzilla: Yeah – I was there. Did I ever mention that I was born on the moon?

R2: That explains all the weight you have put on, you were compensating for weaker gravity on moon! No, seriously – do you think moon landing was a hoax?

Godzilla: Of course it was the greatest prank ever!

R2: Why?

Godzilla: Because humans were slow witted bunch back in 1960s. The computers were size of the Pyramids, tic-tac-toe was considered the hottest video game, men found it cool to wear bell bottom tights, people actually listened to rock music and Himesh Reshamiya hadn’t even started belting out his songs! Do you think these fooltards had the technology to land on the moon?

R2: So what really happened?

Godzilla: Well, Khrushchev and Kennedy were involved in a race on who had the biggest balls. A group of drugged hippies under LSD induced trance dreamt up this whole shit and went to Kennedy asking him to claim ‘Sun landing’. Kennedy, always the smart ass, knew that public will not buy Sun Landing story (it must be way too sunny up there) and tampered it down to Moon Landing.

R2: What about all the video footage?

Godzilla: Oh, that was a MTV music video for a psychedelic rock song. Gullible folks like you will watch clips from Watchmen and believe that Mars landing has already happened!

R2: Or, read Chacha Chaudhary and believe Jupiter landing has already happened. Hehehe.. You seem to be in mood today, how about some whiskey?

Godzilla: Dude, I am already on a high! Lets listen to some rock. Can you just play “Man on the Moon”? Please?