R2: Godzilla, do you agree that Federer is the greatest?
G: Huh! Not even close!
R2: Did you not watch the Wimbledon finals?
G: Actually no. I was paying attention to the Hot Dog Eating World Championship which took place the same weekend. I rate Joey Chestnut as the greatest! He just won his 3rd straight title and set astounding record of eating 68 hotdogs within 10 minutes!
R2: Who cares about Hot Dog Eating!
G: Dude, you are so out of touch!! I saw this contest in a bar in South Carolina. Every screen was showing it and entire bar was cheering wildly for Chestnut.
R2: That probably is more of a statement about South Carolina than about Hot Dog Eating
G: I think Tennis is a pointless game. A REAL sport should be epitome of essential human purpose in life – satisfying hunger (survival), waging wars (competing for survival) and procreation. Hot Dog Eating, Boxing and Ultimate Fighting Championship qualify. Recreational sports such as Tennis and Cricket are for wimps. Wimps have no claim over greatness.
R2: Guess, in that case, Mike Tyson has a bigger claim than Chestnut. He not only boxed, he even ate an ear while he was at it!
G: He is a close second. It’s hard to beat 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes!!
R2: I was wondering if there exists any competitive sport that epitomizes procreation.
G: I never thought about it! There can be a competition about who can..
R2: Godzilla! Stop! This is a family friendly blog space.
G: Okay, whatever. Hey, I am feeling hungry – can you get me some hot dogs? With lot of mustard sauce please.
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