R2: Godzilla, Woods comes from behind yet again and wins the Buick Open!! Isn’t he truly amazing?
Godzilla: He is! And he seals this win with a rip-roaring fart (and giggle). Follow this link for details and video:
http://www.inquisitr.com/31724/tiger-woods-wins-buick-open-seals-the-18th-with-a-fart/
R2: Ahh, poor Tiger! I feel for these celebrities who can not even enjoy a thoroughly private moment of farting – with cameras and mics following them 24/7.
G: Dude, you don’t have to feel sorry for Tiger. He wanted the world to hear this – this fart was a statement!
R2: What rubbish!
G: Well think about it. He didn’t make the cut at British Open, had a lousy 1st day at Buick Open. Media was too eager to write him off, and he comes back with an incredible victory. Mere mortals, in this case, would have showed middle finger to the media. A fart is far more “come from behind” and middle than middle finger could ever be! That’s a truly Tiger thinking!
R: Whatever! Lets go play a round a golf. Just don’t be a Tiger if you win, okay?
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