R2: Godzilla, Woods comes from behind yet again and wins the Buick Open!! Isn’t he truly amazing?
Godzilla: He is! And he seals this win with a rip-roaring fart (and giggle). Follow this link for details and video:
http://www.inquisitr.com/31724/tiger-woods-wins-buick-open-seals-the-18th-with-a-fart/
R2: Ahh, poor Tiger! I feel for these celebrities who can not even enjoy a thoroughly private moment of farting – with cameras and mics following them 24/7.
G: Dude, you don’t have to feel sorry for Tiger. He wanted the world to hear this – this fart was a statement!
R2: What rubbish!
G: Well think about it. He didn’t make the cut at British Open, had a lousy 1st day at Buick Open. Media was too eager to write him off, and he comes back with an incredible victory. Mere mortals, in this case, would have showed middle finger to the media. A fart is far more “come from behind” and middle than middle finger could ever be! That’s a truly Tiger thinking!
R: Whatever! Lets go play a round a golf. Just don’t be a Tiger if you win, okay?
Monday, August 3, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Godzilla on "Beer Summit"
R2: Obama is so cool! Who could have thought of addressing an emotionally charged national debate on race over a few mugs of beer!
Godzilla: I know. Nothing makes a discourse more intelligent than generous intake of alcohol. That’s a page straight out of Godzilla’s book!
R2: Though, nothing came out of it. All they did was posed for camera and went back “agreeing to disagree”. They didn’t even apologize to each other! A ‘spilled’ opportunity, I would say.
Godzilla: Guess they didn’t go far enough. It’s difficult to let your guard down and do true male bonding when you drink just one mug of light beer, are dressed in suits and ties, and an army of photographers is snapping your every move. They should have just gone inside the oval office, played beer pong (and smoked cigar) on the same desk on which Clinton did Monica Lewinsky. Prof Gates and Sgt Crowley should then have had ‘car bomb shots’ with Obama and Biden shouting– Chuggg!! Chugg!! Chugg!!
R2: I am not sure if that would have worked. If a sober Crowley could arrest Gates for breaking into his own house, a drunk Crowley would have surely arrested Obama for breaking into the White House!
Godzilla: Come on now! Crowley is not that racist - Obama is much lighter-skinned than Prof Gates! Now, can we stop discussing this sensitive issue and drink some Blue Moon beer?
Godzilla: I know. Nothing makes a discourse more intelligent than generous intake of alcohol. That’s a page straight out of Godzilla’s book!
R2: Though, nothing came out of it. All they did was posed for camera and went back “agreeing to disagree”. They didn’t even apologize to each other! A ‘spilled’ opportunity, I would say.
Godzilla: Guess they didn’t go far enough. It’s difficult to let your guard down and do true male bonding when you drink just one mug of light beer, are dressed in suits and ties, and an army of photographers is snapping your every move. They should have just gone inside the oval office, played beer pong (and smoked cigar) on the same desk on which Clinton did Monica Lewinsky. Prof Gates and Sgt Crowley should then have had ‘car bomb shots’ with Obama and Biden shouting– Chuggg!! Chugg!! Chugg!!
R2: I am not sure if that would have worked. If a sober Crowley could arrest Gates for breaking into his own house, a drunk Crowley would have surely arrested Obama for breaking into the White House!
Godzilla: Come on now! Crowley is not that racist - Obama is much lighter-skinned than Prof Gates! Now, can we stop discussing this sensitive issue and drink some Blue Moon beer?
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