Sunday, June 20, 2010

Introducing IndiaMan


R2: Did you hear about this new super hero – India Man?

Godzilla: Of course, yes! He is a sensation and drawing some uncanny parallels with other established superheroes in his brief superhero career. Similar to Superman and Spiderman, he is a reporter during the day and IndiaMan during the night(http://www.cricinfo.com/page2/content/story/463981.html)

Like the original Superhero, HanuMan, he just flew to Lanka and has already defeated super-villains like ChuckMan (Shoaib Akhtar) and CheaterMan (Shahid Afridi). CrazyMan (Latish Malinga) is already trembling with fear.

R2: Wow! Does he have any other super-power?

Godzilla: He is known to hypnotize his adversaries by his smooth talk, numb them with his power-point presentations and blow them away with some crazy number-crunching.

R2: He sounds almost invincible! Superman had kryptonite, Mr. India had “red light”, does IndiaMan have any weakness?

Godzilla: Cute girls. (And his batting, bowling and fielding)